expel me!

i feel like the majority of my entries are about me wanting to get out of the miry pit, sometimes referred to as the inland empire. this one will be no different, i'm afraid. i've been doing the tango between The Land of Contentment and The Republic of I-Give-Up-Ville for a step too long. that sentence was fun to write. anyways, it's true. on one hand, i am grateful for my generous relatives who have supplied me with free room and board these past 8 months. on the other hand, i don't belong here anymore. it's seriously time to say bye bye to (951) and bonjourno to the rest of the world.

when i finally leave here and go somewhere else, i will teach myself how to do a cartwheel and i won't stop cartwheeling until i throw up. it will just be that terrific. i will try and teach myself how to whistle as well, and maybe i'll learn how to scream. i can't scream, by the way. and maybe i'll teach myself how to go to bed before 3am.